Pick Up Lines

Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you having a fever? ‘Cause you look hot.

Are you hurt? It seems that you’ve just dropped from heaven.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) Its just that…your numbers not in it.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Heaven must be missing an Angel because I am looking at one right now.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Hi, I’m Mr. Right - I heard you were looking for me.

I'm gay, think you can convert me?

I’m gonna report you for stealing. (What?) For stealing away my heart.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

I want to tell you your fortune. (Take her hand and write your phone number on it.) Your future is clear.

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

If I could rearrange the alphabets, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Is your name mickey? Because you're so FINE!

Is your science good? Cause I think we have chemistry.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

You look at a lot like my next girlfriend. Some people call me John, some call me Sam, but you can call me tonight.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

You know what would look good on you? Me!

Dirty one:

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!

I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?

My name's (your name). That's so you know what to scream in bed.

There are 206 bones in the human body… do you want another one?