Saw this in
forum I only copy those that are funny.
Pick Up Lines:
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) Its just that…your numbers not in it.
Are you a hooker? Cause I’m hooked on you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You look at a lot like my next girlfriend. Some people call me John, some call me Sam, but you can call me tonight.
Are you having a fever? ‘Cause you look hot.
Is your science good? Cause I think we have chemistry.
I’m gona report you for stealing. (What?) For stealing away my heart.
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